Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
We live different lives. SCORE 58
I GUESS SCORE 46
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Every time. SCORE 37
Mama no. SCORE 52
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
+ cry. SCORE 119
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
