I owned the stage. SCORE 16
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
I’m drownin in it SCORE 11
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
totally! SCORE 210
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Pun! SCORE 140
Pun! SCORE 198
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
One Year Left… SCORE 108
Seriously. SCORE 214
Game over. SCORE 15
Squid Hat SCORE -16
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
It has begun… SCORE 95
