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They+must%26%238217%3Bve+known+I+was+coming
Cuddle+up.
Cuddle up. SCORE 8
GARFIEEEELELLLD%21
GARFIEEEELELLLD! SCORE 28
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+scourge+upon+our+forests.
You’re a scourge upon our forests. SCORE 24
Mom+get+off+my+insta%26%238230%3B
Mom get off my insta… SCORE 23
Proud+papa+with+his+little+ones.
Proud papa with his little ones. SCORE 31
Use+the+right+tool+for+the+job%2C+basically.
Use the right tool for the job, basically. SCORE 32
ALL+THE+MASKS%21
ALL THE MASKS! SCORE 6
Cross-country+art.
Cross-country art. SCORE 27
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+go..%3F+%26%238230%3Bnow%3F
It’s my go..? …now? SCORE 21
Let+me+be+the+first+to+apologize+for+the+slanderous+way+in+which+I+previously+communicated%26%238230%3B
Let me be the first to apologize for the slanderous way in which I previously communicated… SCORE 19
Interplanetary+chubby%2C+probably.
Interplanetary chubby, probably. SCORE 28
This+pastor+deserves+tax+exempt+status%2C+probably.
This pastor deserves tax exempt status, probably. SCORE 33
I+can+not+believe+you+right+now%26%238230%3B
I can not believe you right now… SCORE 18
That%26%238217%3Bll+do%21
That’ll do! SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+use+on+Tuesdays.
It’s for use on Tuesdays. SCORE 23
Very+spacious%26%238230%3B+as+you%26%238217%3Bll+find+out.
Very spacious… as you’ll find out. SCORE 15
Shredded+cheese+goblin+attac%21
Shredded cheese goblin attac! SCORE 35
Banks+know+too+much%26%238230%3B
Banks know too much… SCORE 31
and+there%26%238217%3Bs+more+where+that+came+from%26%238230%3B
and there’s more where that came from… SCORE 30
Light+up%2C+king.
Light up, king. SCORE 28
Recommended+quarterly+for+best+results.
Recommended quarterly for best results. SCORE 27
Seems+a+little+obtuse%2C+if+you+were+asking+my+opinion.
Seems a little obtuse, if you were asking my opinion. SCORE 24
Southern+hospitality+shines+bright.
Southern hospitality shines bright. SCORE 24
It%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+good+year+for+bananas.
It’s been a good year for bananas. SCORE 30
I+feel+cured+as+heck%2C+thanks.
I feel cured as heck, thanks. SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+snakes+sometimes%2C+but+this+time+it%26%238217%3Bs+just+snacks.
It’s snakes sometimes, but this time it’s just snacks. SCORE 41
Wrecked%26%238217%3Bum
Wrecked’um SCORE 25
Let+the+birds+live.
Let the birds live. SCORE 32
More+screen+time+is+the+answer.
More screen time is the answer. SCORE 13
How+to+load+luggage+on+a+plane.
How to load luggage on a plane. SCORE 25
This+explains+Pennywise+and+his+antics.
This explains Pennywise and his antics. SCORE 27
OK+but+whom+has+eyes+on+momma%3F
OK but whom has eyes on momma? SCORE 22
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