Slow Robot
Before+you+proceed%2C+you+must+answer+our+riddles.
Dry+as+a+bone%26%238230%3B
Dry as a bone… SCORE 32
That%26%238217%3Bs+the+Australian+version%26%238230%3B
That’s the Australian version… SCORE 17
Cold+side+of+the+pillow.
Cold side of the pillow. SCORE 16
This+green+mint+vanilla+Milk+is+a+scourge+on+the+world%26%238230%3B
This green mint vanilla Milk is a scourge on the world… SCORE 12
Return+the+wings%2C+won%26%238217%3Bt+you%3F
Return the wings, won’t you? SCORE 27
Dammit+Gabe.
Dammit Gabe. SCORE 24
British+po+po+are+on+it.
British po po are on it. SCORE 15
Not+all+boomies+are+created+equal.
Not all boomies are created equal. SCORE 23
Sure+do%2C+bud.
Sure do, bud. SCORE 25
Do+we+burn+it%3F
Do we burn it? SCORE 19
Accidentally+got+screens+from+Australia%26%238230%3B
Accidentally got screens from Australia… SCORE 20
Airport+bathroom+in+New+Zealand+has+medical+advice
Airport bathroom in New Zealand has medical advice SCORE 20
The+new+dog+bed+is+working+out+great.
The new dog bed is working out great. SCORE 24
I+bet+ice+cream+was+involved.
I bet ice cream was involved. SCORE 29
Damn%2C+boy.
Damn, boy. SCORE 24
Noted.
Noted. SCORE 17
Gonzo+is+nonbinary
Gonzo is nonbinary SCORE 24
Holiday+break+buds.
Holiday break buds. SCORE 35
Friends+are+friends.
Friends are friends. SCORE 30
%2Alooks+for+the+nearest+mirror%2A
*looks for the nearest mirror* SCORE 18
Joe+Burrow+is+a+man+among+men.
Joe Burrow is a man among men. SCORE 31
Banan
Banan SCORE 28
All+the+chairs+in+this+cafe+are+wearing+socks
All the chairs in this cafe are wearing socks SCORE 25
2020+should+be+lit.
2020 should be lit. SCORE 32
Late+thanks+but+thanks%2C+anyway.
Late thanks but thanks, anyway. SCORE 24
Gets+me+every+year%26%238230%3B
Gets me every year… SCORE 27
Burn+the+the+ents.
Burn the the ents. SCORE 18
Your+shop%2C+your+rules%26%238230%3B
Your shop, your rules… SCORE 26
He%26%238217%3Bs+my+special+boy
He’s my special boy SCORE 20
The+Allies+demolish+the+swastika+on+Nuremberg+stadium+after+the+war.
The Allies demolish the swastika on Nuremberg stadium after the war. SCORE 26
%2AKvack%2A
*Kvack* SCORE 18
Your+next+breakdown+could+be+constructive.
Your next breakdown could be constructive. SCORE 28
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Like+a+boss.
Like a boss. SCORE 151
Whenever+I+go+to+a+fancy+restaurant.
Whenever I go to a fancy restaurant. SCORE 118
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 266
Such+a+missed+opportunity.
Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 195
The+weakness+of+Nerds.
The weakness of Nerds. SCORE 239
Please+make+this+happen.
Please make this happen. SCORE 221
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