Grow a pear SCORE 63
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Every time SCORE 134
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
Link problems SCORE 140
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Either SCORE 114
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Some wise words SCORE 85
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Bring me home. SCORE 93
Potato SCORE 120
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
When I die SCORE 127
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Words SCORE 114
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
Stress perm SCORE 50
