English is weird. SCORE 233
When you wish you called the Canadian PM Daddy. SCORE 83
All within walking distance of the gym... SCORE 65
To the guy who plans on giving out toothbrushes to trick or treaters SCORE 58
I don’t date married women SCORE 18
Roses are red... SCORE 1060
Mermaid physics SCORE 118
Enjoying the new hammock SCORE 145
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 75
Penguins sleep more deeply in the afternoon SCORE 176
Move along human SCORE 116
Make Them Uncomfortable SCORE 105
Print this picture out and put it on a hummer SCORE 125
Shake shake, shake senora SCORE 64
Nintendo's got a new princess in town SCORE 92
Ghost organ. SCORE 296
When you want to avoid copyright law, but can't think of a better term for assassin SCORE 114
Dobby thanks master for the BBQ SCORE 120
Hey gurl... SCORE 108
Just feeding the pigeons SCORE 88
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 94
Harry had an adventure!!! SCORE 258
Kayaking Over Lake Huron SCORE 141
Why English is hard to learn. SCORE 180
When you need a new Tinder profile pic… SCORE 108
Seriously. SCORE 160
Potterheads Watching Any Harry Potter Movie SCORE 124
And this is why you're fat. SCORE 205
KONICHIWA CHONKY-BOY SCORE 20
No cage can hold me! SCORE 92
Growing Older SCORE 133
In an alternate universe. SCORE 190
