Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Truth. SCORE 182
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Because Reasons SCORE 224
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
How is this possible? SCORE 277
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
BROFIST SCORE -3
Word! SCORE 19
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I was mugged! SCORE 130
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
I yawned! SCORE 10
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I love you more than… SCORE 122
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Self checkout. SCORE 244
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
