Problem solved SCORE 34
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Call 911 SCORE 17
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Jinkies! SCORE 63
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Nailed it SCORE 11
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
It’s my super power SCORE 44
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Oh my SCORE 29
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Awkward SCORE 69
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
For me? SCORE 45
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Needs more white SCORE 23
