Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 41
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 71
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
Are you religious? SCORE 69
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 63
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 54
me_irl SCORE 50
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
Help us… SCORE 47
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
If lays made beer SCORE 68
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 130
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 54
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 39
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
They mean it too SCORE 32