*CRONCH* SCORE 26
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
I would eat them. SCORE 41
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
treat? SCORE 25
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
I want to believe. SCORE 28
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
