Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Mama no. SCORE 52
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
I GUESS SCORE 46
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
+ cry. SCORE 119
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
