he’s no gandalf SCORE 12
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 16
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
while i eat popcorn SCORE 12
we’re both lying SCORE 23
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
sometimes it’s all you can do SCORE 31
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
everything beagle SCORE 1
emotional support corpse SCORE 6
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
bread and dirt and poems SCORE 16
mooooo SCORE 15
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 16
future track star SCORE 17
please stop! SCORE 21
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 11
just pure energy SCORE 11
cramps SCORE 10
40 is the new 80 SCORE 21
yes they are SCORE 7
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
spirit animal SCORE 8
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
dramatic vacuum SCORE 23
we dare you SCORE 10
duck! SCORE 13
don’t kill my vibe SCORE 15
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 12
onward, steed! SCORE 14
