You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 60
If you square any number containing just 1s, the answer will be counting up the amount of 1s and counting down after. SCORE 61
German exchange students SCORE 67
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 108
A True Disney Princess SCORE 41
Growing old together. SCORE 102
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
The Miami Zoo put 30 flamingos in the bathroom during hurricane Andrew, in 1992, to ride out the storm. SCORE 73
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
Cuddly cloud SCORE 69
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 54
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 82
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
The worst kind of wing man. SCORE 84
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 30
…but mooom SCORE 60
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
Lies for good. SCORE 83
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 89
Scary stats SCORE 69
Psst! Whacha doin? SCORE 69
SHES GONNA BUY IT SCORE 71
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 44
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 85
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 102