We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Movie Magic SCORE 27
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
treat? SCORE 25
I want to believe. SCORE 28
I would eat them. SCORE 40
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
WELL THEN SCORE 17
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
