2:30am SCORE 149
Men's answer to push-up-bras. SCORE 238
Enemy rolls a +1 to Intimidate SCORE 133
The worst name for an Apple Store employee SCORE 267
You're just on the wrong planet SCORE 55
You Better Watch Out SCORE 189
You are a king among pawns. SCORE 49
So very true SCORE 240
Obama vs. Trump SCORE 117
When you're driving away and hear your dog crying in the house SCORE 60
Baby steps, Chris Brown, baby steps SCORE 157
3 weeks after Halloween SCORE 234
A bold strategy SCORE 165
College anthem SCORE 145
Know the difference. SCORE 239
Human shaming. SCORE 186
PETA bad MINECRAFT GOOD SCORE 37
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea SCORE 144
I need to stop speaking English ASAP... SCORE 143
Disney princesses in college. SCORE 235
Proceed with butt wiggle. SCORE 166
Sudden respect for Maroon 5 SCORE 257
Coffee is tricky business. SCORE 205
How I feel about cupcakes. SCORE -32
The latest buzz SCORE 72
Changing from jeans to pajama pants... SCORE 113
Guns a' blazin' SCORE 43
are you kidding me SCORE 61
Spiderman's revenge. SCORE 178
Disney insults SCORE 218
Because knives are for peasants. SCORE 139
This teabag looks like a goldfish. SCORE 171
