But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Can you spot the differences? SCORE 199
How do you play? SCORE 854
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
98 problems to go. SCORE 271
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Are they twins? SCORE 590
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
You know you’re lazy when… SCORE 1284
Guess what? SCORE 812
Dog reacts to 2 girls, 1 cup. SCORE 720
Chuck Norris was here. SCORE 227
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
You do not decline Chuck Norris. SCORE 862
Marathon. SCORE 2146
The problem with unicorns. SCORE 626
College students can afford bacon?! SCORE 228
