A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The Twortle SCORE 142
Same thing… SCORE 21
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The power of barking SCORE 18
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
2pactopus SCORE 113
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
