I will carry this egg for you. SCORE 152
The more time I spend arguing the more I’m reminded of this. SCORE 107
Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient. SCORE 169
When everything is about productivity SCORE 78
Some flavors should never be carbonated SCORE 89
He looks so proud. SCORE 122
levels of typos SCORE 159
Sir Alec Guinness Showing Commitment. SCORE 107
Disney movies SCORE 128
X x X X X X SCORE 85
you learn something new everyday! SCORE 98
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Estrogen SCORE 130
Too close SCORE 109
I like your name. SCORE 190
The moon is stealing our water! SCORE 138
What Do We Say To The God Of Updates? SCORE 83
Ken M’s second cousin SCORE 186
We can still crack open a cold one, right after my alcohol counseling class.. right? SCORE 123
We were somewhere around Russia when the drugs began to kick in. SCORE 72
The Queen talking to exhausted fire fighters SCORE 123
Chinese doctors bowing to a child whose organs saved several lives before he died of brain cancer SCORE 207
This is what she does every time she sees my feet. SCORE 79
Jesus Christ.. SCORE 201
This is a good person. SCORE 97
The Only Way He Stays Calm SCORE 153
Only 16 People Live Here SCORE 122
Ironically, I had the opposite impression SCORE 71
Yes please. SCORE 122
Microwave Popcorn SCORE 76
In my defense, I’m pretty sleep deprived SCORE 63
Johnny Depp visiting cancer patients in the hospital dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. SCORE 97
He is risen SCORE 69
