Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
This is adorable SCORE 135
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Star Vars SCORE 55
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Ooops? SCORE 118
When I die… SCORE 130
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Not even once SCORE 58
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
