Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Yes. SCORE 285
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Do go on… SCORE 192
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
My hobby. SCORE 188
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
How I die. SCORE 254
Imagine. SCORE 366
LOL. SCORE 231
How Reddit works. SCORE 158
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
It’s true. SCORE 163
Crap. SCORE 246
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Like a boss. SCORE 244
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 224
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
