don’t send help SCORE 19
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
growing toe beans SCORE 33
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
the tiger is out SCORE 33
earth sandwich SCORE 39
distraction level expert SCORE 13
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
new australian spider SCORE 24
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
battle snake SCORE 26
we are the math problem SCORE 35
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
pupils dilate SCORE 45
species and age, please SCORE 40
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the dishes… again SCORE 27
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
dog bites everything SCORE 23
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
potato shaped SCORE 10
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
