Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I yawned! SCORE 10
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Word! SCORE 19
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
How is this possible? SCORE 277
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
BROFIST SCORE -3
I love you more than… SCORE 122
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Truth. SCORE 182
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Wrong Show SCORE 191
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
