Many of the worlds great swimmers never got to compete… SCORE 92
How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94
Time SCORE 53
Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108
Long day. SCORE 111
A Step By Step To Explaining Gay Marriage SCORE 69
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 86
Meanwhile, at Target… SCORE 148
Being an adult SCORE 92
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
Worst first date SCORE 123
Margot Robbie insulting Will Smith SCORE 111
Imagine Donald Trump winning SCORE 160
When no one notices your haircut SCORE 113
Mr Darcy has been sighted SCORE 160
Type A vs type B smell the flowers SCORE 172
16 year olds are competing in the Olympics and I still look at my Mum when the Doctor asks what’s wrong SCORE 98
That pottery scene from Ghost except… SCORE 59
When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75
Forever a class act in times of trouble SCORE 166
I don’t plan. SCORE 117
When do you feel the most beautiful? SCORE 161
Little boy needed to know if Obama’s hair was actually like his own. SCORE 165
Goldilocks and the Relationship Analysts SCORE 203
Roasted. SCORE 130
accurate SCORE 95
I’m a potato SCORE 44
Tolkien Died In 1973. Reverse It And You Get 3791 SCORE 125
Functioning Humans Vs. Me SCORE 91
I want to be where the people aren’t SCORE 76
The Gold SCORE 128
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
