Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
What about Linux? SCORE 45
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
easy money SCORE 29
The obvious answer SCORE 26
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Stress relief SCORE 45
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Jinkies! SCORE 63
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Problem solved SCORE 34
Same… SCORE 53
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36