I am not good at metaphors. SCORE 229
I pity the fool. SCORE 247
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 400
How marketing works. SCORE 285
Extremely hot. SCORE 222
Real life Bert. SCORE 91
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
Do want. SCORE 212
Waldo finds YOU. SCORE 192
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
Peenut. SCORE 160
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 181
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Browser wars. SCORE 330
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 218
How writing works. SCORE 196
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 180
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 134
Reasons I wash my hands. SCORE 103
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 250
What Google Earth is used for. SCORE 295
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Secret life of animals. SCORE 104
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
