women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
i said what i said SCORE 30
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 29
from fluff to scruff SCORE 48
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
anyone else guilty of this :3 SCORE 22
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
there has to be balance SCORE 36
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 15
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 46
the most important preference SCORE 25
oh nO SCORE 51
i meannnnn SCORE -1
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
barts beware SCORE 11
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
the good life SCORE 39
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
