Why? SCORE 70
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. SCORE 43
My patient’s wife made a sketch of me performing a bedside procedure. SCORE 94
How to get your license to teach revoked. SCORE 65
Dance till you drop. SCORE 61
Voldemort Steve Harvey SCORE 60
Run for your life. SCORE 75
It’s a meownster! SCORE 112
First Sweet Cat SCORE 77
Just emailed her medick SCORE 78
a guide to glasses SCORE 41
Portland was fun… SCORE 59
Psst, kiddo, you want some catnip? SCORE 56
simpler times.. SCORE 44
When your family leaves after the holidays SCORE 39
Live news. SCORE 44
Single celled organism sugar cookies SCORE 69
Freakonomics SCORE 49
FOR THE MOTHERLAND! SCORE 48
The pasta is now! SCORE 71
People need to chill tf out. SCORE 71
a bop, a banger, and a jam SCORE 64
WHAT A NICE GUY SCORE 64
And the last known survivor rents out films in the night SCORE 79
Nightmares. SCORE 48
Helmet help. SCORE 76
I feel bad for all my old landlords. SCORE 47
Teahupoo (the most dangerous break in the world) SCORE 80
When you know who you are and you own it SCORE 80
Mom: How did your finals go? You: SCORE 51
Dammit, humans. SCORE 56
Moms. SCORE 60
