The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Ladies… SCORE 173
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
New books. SCORE 200
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Friends. SCORE 213
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
I love you. SCORE 20
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
How people see me. SCORE 233
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223