Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Imagine. SCORE 366
Pokeface. SCORE 226
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
It’s true. SCORE 163
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. SCORE 178
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
I’ve got some bad news for you. SCORE 175
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
How I die. SCORE 254
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Crap. SCORE 246
LOL. SCORE 231
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Like a boss. SCORE 245
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
Do go on… SCORE 191
Yes. SCORE 285
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
My hobby. SCORE 188
Meerkats! SCORE 96
