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This+sign+in+my+Uber+drivers+car+today
%5Bbutt%5Dernut+squash.
[butt]ernut squash. SCORE 24
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
Would+you+get+a+load+of+this+guy%26%238230%3B
Would you get a load of this guy… SCORE 29
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
This+guy%26%238217%3Bs+lost+it%26%238230%3B
This guy’s lost it… SCORE 29
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
A+girl+wearing+a+Supergirl+costume+pays+respects+at+RBG%26%238217%3Bs+casket.
A girl wearing a Supergirl costume pays respects at RBG’s casket. SCORE 30
The+doges+are+shifting.
The doges are shifting. SCORE 33
%2Aeats+a+hot+pocket%2A
*eats a hot pocket* SCORE 30
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
18th+century+Norwegian+tree+house.
18th century Norwegian tree house. SCORE 24
Nerds%2C+by+size+distribution.
Nerds, by size distribution. SCORE 28
Hyde+yo+homework.
Hyde yo homework. SCORE 32
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
for+the+cost+of+one+cup+of+coffee%26%238217%3B+you+too+can+sponsor+an+American
for the cost of one cup of coffee’ you too can sponsor an American SCORE 33
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
Find+ya+self.
Find ya self. SCORE 25
Meet+the+quota%26%238230%3B
Meet the quota… SCORE 26
YOUR+LIFE+IS+THE+JOKE%2C+MICRO+MAN%26%238230%3B
YOUR LIFE IS THE JOKE, MICRO MAN… SCORE 27
And+my+vote.
And my vote. SCORE 28
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
Message+received.
Message received. SCORE 22
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
RAND%28%29
RAND() SCORE 20
The+thing+about+libraries+is%26%238230%3B
The thing about libraries is… SCORE 37
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
Just+pre-covid+things%26%238230%3B
Just pre-covid things… SCORE 10
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Jennifer+Lawrence%26%238217%3Bs+Weakness
Jennifer Lawrence’s Weakness SCORE 135
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A short history of the US presidents. SCORE 124
I+tried+the+upsexy+thing
I tried the upsexy thing SCORE 93
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She is purrfect. SCORE 103
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