When I see this in apartments. SCORE 15
Sloth, my spirit animal. SCORE 7
Grandma thought my iPad was a cutting board. SCORE 147
Playing the evil character. SCORE 219
Need a light? SCORE 2
Sloth SCORE 18
Inappropriate questions to ask your mother. SCORE 225
Someday I’ll make it. SCORE 126
Friendship SCORE 242
Stephen Hawking, my idol. SCORE 129
Future Dwight. SCORE 194
Kindred spirits. SCORE 8
Evil Cows! SCORE 15
So close SCORE 15
snarf SCORE 1
I am so bored… SCORE 16
Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! SCORE 17
Deal with it… AHHHH! SCORE 12
Place the word “only” anywhere in this sentence SCORE 201
like this… derp SCORE 4
Neigh SCORE 133
Owls Vs. Simon Cowell SCORE 6
This is a real concern. SCORE 166
One does not simply fly a helicopter into Mordor. SCORE 148
But first, let me take a selfie SCORE 116
Weird Al performs a magic trick SCORE 200
Rooftop Pool, Marina Bay Sands Resort, Singapore SCORE 9
Size matters. SCORE 149
Her First Steps! SCORE 18
"Steve Carell is here tonight" SCORE 224
When I remember I hate winter. SCORE 88
Please be troll. SCORE 15
