close, but not quite SCORE 17
have you considered going vegan? SCORE 12
emergency seating SCORE 7
hello! SCORE 12
the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 24
do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18
gonna need an ambulance after that burn SCORE 19
oh hay SCORE 6
orange SCORE 28
betrayal SCORE 23
protection from dracula SCORE 6
basketball shoes in texas SCORE 11
i’d wake up excited, not upset SCORE 11
it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 3
mental hellth SCORE 23
amusing criticism SCORE 5
cool SCORE 23
20 percent off SCORE 21
you’ve been warned SCORE 9
bookmarking this for halloween SCORE 3
please pick up the kids SCORE 12
i relate to history SCORE 25
might as well try it SCORE 9
when life comes full circle SCORE 27
this is a joke, right? SCORE 16
excited crow! SCORE 34
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 14
the saddest moment SCORE 12
fun is the wrong word SCORE 5
thanks? SCORE 18
hours of entertainment SCORE 27
it’s a fair question SCORE 15
