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You+look+like+you+could+use+a+punch+in+the+stomach.
Time+is+relative.
Time is relative. SCORE 27
I+keep+it+in+my+back+pocket.
I keep it in my back pocket. SCORE 35
snouts+out+for+fresh+air.
snouts out for fresh air. SCORE 34
Tell+me+more%21+Tell+me+more%21
Tell me more! Tell me more! SCORE 31
Life+comes+at+you+fast
Life comes at you fast SCORE 29
Instructions+unclear%26%238230%3B+your+gran+slapped+me.
Instructions unclear… your gran slapped me. SCORE 22
This+is+the+way.
This is the way. SCORE 34
AAAAHHHHHH
AAAAHHHHHH SCORE 25
Got+a+bit+of+a+nip+to+it%26%238230%3B
Got a bit of a nip to it… SCORE 19
Grindelwald%2C+Switzerland
Grindelwald, Switzerland SCORE 29
Watch+me+zooooom%21+%28please%29
Watch me zooooom! (please) SCORE 25
Down%2C+not+out
Down, not out SCORE 27
Delivering+a+dinosaur+to+the+Boston+Museum+of+Science%2C+circa+1985.
Delivering a dinosaur to the Boston Museum of Science, circa 1985. SCORE 26
Grab+them+by+their+selective+memory%21
Grab them by their selective memory! SCORE 24
Maybe+just+a+lil+bit+of+violence%26%238230%3B
Maybe just a lil bit of violence… SCORE 25
Excuse+me+while+I+depart+to+my+special+place%26%238230%3B
Excuse me while I depart to my special place… SCORE 31
Wombats+poop+naturally+comes+in+cubes%2C+BTW.
Wombats poop naturally comes in cubes, BTW. SCORE 15
People+are+people%2C+too.
People are people, too. SCORE 29
Why+you+heff+to+be+mean%3F
Why you heff to be mean? SCORE 42
The+Amish+will+save+us%26%238230%3B
The Amish will save us… SCORE 13
What+am+I+missing%2C+babe%3F+%26%238230%3BBabe%3F
What am I missing, babe? …Babe? SCORE 17
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it.
It’s got a different vibe to it. SCORE 24
%26%238230%3Bnyumm
…nyumm SCORE 29
Survival+tape+measure.
Survival tape measure. SCORE 21
I+said+good+day%2C+sir.
I said good day, sir. SCORE 26
GOT+%26%238216%3BEM
GOT ‘EM SCORE 21
%2Asmol+horse+noises%2A
*smol horse noises* SCORE 19
Biden+confirmed%26%238230%3B
Biden confirmed… SCORE 15
I%26%238217%3BM+A+PRETTY+PRINCESS
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS SCORE 32
Check+mate.
Check mate. SCORE 20
The+chicken+is+suspected+of+war+crimes%26%238230%3B
The chicken is suspected of war crimes… SCORE 27
When+robots+take+over+the+world%26%238230%3B
When robots take over the world… SCORE 27
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You+could%26%238217%3Bve+fooled+me
You could’ve fooled me SCORE 79
I+Made+A+Snow+Angel
I Made A Snow Angel SCORE 48
Dear+Trump%2C+I+Wrote+You+But+You+Still+Ain%26%238217%3Bt%26%238230%3B
Dear Trump, I Wrote You But You Still Ain’t… SCORE 72
Talking+cars
Talking cars SCORE 157
%E2%99%AA+Drop+like+an+earthquake+%E2%99%AA
♪ Drop like an earthquake ♪ SCORE 172
Senator+Bernie+Sanders+printed+out+a+gigantic+Trump+tweet+and+brought+it+to+congress
Senator Bernie Sanders printed out a gigantic Trump tweet and brought it to congress SCORE 129
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