
goomba on the roomba SCORE 27

villain with a phd SCORE 44

what fatherhood really proves SCORE 17

directed by peter jackson SCORE 23

studio ghibli inspired SCORE 34

important enrichment time SCORE 11

ottoman empire SCORE 31

what powers do you think he got? SCORE 22

oh the irony SCORE 28

he drove himself, too SCORE 30

the dream life SCORE 33

he was trying his best SCORE 25

a terrible mistake was made SCORE 32

bears playing human SCORE 23

okay but how did this happen??? SCORE 10

i’ll laugh if i want to SCORE 11

safe word cannot match a previously used safe word, either SCORE 26

well this is awkward SCORE 20

farm emo SCORE 21

new motto SCORE 20

floofy bootie SCORE 31

the best email signature SCORE 27

reverse mission trip SCORE 24

duck disguise shirt SCORE 26

Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system SCORE 18

you never write in the perfect notebook SCORE 34

how did it know???? SCORE 8

i am the problem SCORE 20

cool ranch beanie SCORE 21

he’s six…teen SCORE 21

i’ve missed you old friend SCORE 30

don’t parent with fear SCORE 40