Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
The life of a book. SCORE 74
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
+ cry. SCORE 119
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
I GUESS SCORE 46
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Mama no. SCORE 52
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Are you even real? SCORE 113
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
