How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The power of barking SCORE 18
Soon. SCORE 8
Accurate. SCORE 146
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
R.E.M. SCORE 15
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The future. SCORE 23
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
