Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 254
Mr Darcy has been sighted SCORE 159
Marrying a villain. SCORE 177
Do want. SCORE 158
Rude boys are not equipped to handle to hot dog. SCORE 26
Best part of the day. SCORE 66
Oh coco SCORE 66
Epic battles in movies. SCORE 144
Infomercials SCORE 192
Ouch, Bob. SCORE 103
There is actually a difference between jelly and jam, et al. SCORE 27
Kenneth Felts, came out at 90 after being all his life in the closet. Good on you, Gary. SCORE 25
How I feel about waking up early. SCORE 246
Normal is a state of mind SCORE 139
Wed-nes-day SCORE 107
My Halloween costume. SCORE 219
The fitness protection program. SCORE 117
Obama and Putin at the G20 summit SCORE 71
Sorry scoobs... SCORE 14
Happens way too often SCORE 96
I upset Amazons customer service representative SCORE 76
Defibrillator toaster. SCORE 136
I'm saving hundreds of dollars a month and we've never been happier! SCORE -1
Now Those Are Some Strong Genes SCORE 112
Simple pleasures SCORE 84
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 56
Today I saw the goodest boye in training! SCORE 83
Gravity level: goat SCORE 81
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 75
Because f*ck physics! SCORE 189
Stephen Hawking before he developed amytrophic lateral sclerosis. SCORE 232
You're a lizard Harry. SCORE 163
