realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
one is never an option SCORE 11
enter my what now? SCORE 28
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
therapy burn SCORE 29
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
dreams are fun SCORE 28
have it their way SCORE 16
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
whatever it takes SCORE 16
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
not a high success rate SCORE 25
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
til death do us part SCORE 23
all natural SCORE 22
