Dieting is so hard SCORE 43
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Measures of success SCORE 81
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Batcake SCORE 99
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Llama has moves SCORE 112
Quotes to bring perspective SCORE 40
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
It has begun SCORE 86
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
I love my job SCORE 89
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
