Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Dieting is so hard SCORE 43
Quotes to bring perspective SCORE 40
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
Batcake SCORE 99
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
I love my job SCORE 89
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
It has begun SCORE 86
Measures of success SCORE 81
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
