a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
we really got the life SCORE 11
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
puzzling SCORE 18
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
definitely not the same brain SCORE 19
not a high success rate SCORE 25
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
fancy af SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
boom SCORE 12
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
til death do us part SCORE 22
every bus had these seats SCORE 20
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
never forget SCORE 20
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
dreams are fun SCORE 28
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
glucose guardian SCORE 12
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
therapy burn SCORE 29
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 27
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26