King of the forest. SCORE 62
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Zing SCORE 70
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Superior move! SCORE 83
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 104
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
Lies for good. SCORE 84
The best Ellen show interview SCORE 87
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 62
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Yasqueen SCORE 50
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
