I find your lack of doggy treats disturbing. SCORE 80
Ma'am, I think you forgot something. SCORE 113
Its all fun and games till a crazy billionaire becomes a liable candidate for presidency SCORE 259
You tried. SCORE 353
Harsh, but true. SCORE 195
So many lives lost. SCORE 156
The Police Just Want To Have Fun SCORE 233
When I approach a female at a bar SCORE 76
Dear Lord, Please Grant Me The Ability To Punch People Over the Internet SCORE 49
Steal his look! SCORE 74
Scumbag cats. SCORE 193
Let the lord decide. SCORE 43
It's all about the wording. SCORE 69
If You've Seen The Movie Titanic... SCORE 92
Helpful samaritan SCORE 160
During the Victorian Era there were special tea cups designed to keep the drinker's moustache out of the tea SCORE 25
Chemistry, biatch SCORE 100
Every Officer Is Different SCORE 167
Squirrel trolls neighborhood. SCORE 197
I Don't Remember Taking This Photo Last Night... SCORE 75
Being a gold fish could get really boring... SCORE 174
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
I hope they took that right turn SCORE 80
I guess that I should pay attention in class today SCORE 153
Human soup. SCORE 217
I don't even know... SCORE 78
Better check SCORE 122
Metal sculpture that plays the wind SCORE 184
Story of my life. SCORE 378
Webs of spiders on various drugs SCORE 59
Peep-Hole Moody. SCORE 191
How it's done. SCORE 160
