Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
Fall. SCORE 122
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
Gardeners. SCORE 225
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
Chipotle. SCORE 156
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE 0
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
Bullying SCORE 7
Sgtrane mnid. SCORE -13
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11
Kill me now. SCORE 94
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Pugception. SCORE 133
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8