Steal the world! SCORE 22
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Words. SCORE 9
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
hello little friend SCORE 20
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
