Cats are magnificent creatures. SCORE 132
Floyd, we can fix this... SCORE 85
As a colourblind person, I don't believe you Crayola. SCORE 148
Dating. SCORE 224
The older I get... SCORE 216
When you know they care... SCORE 188
Put a cork in it... SCORE 25
An apartment with big windows SCORE 155
Me trying to do exercise SCORE 231
This child's tombstone has the Batman Symbol engraved on it instead of any religious symbols. SCORE 52
I take no responsibility for this at all. SCORE 24
I do what I want. SCORE 123
stay fresh kiddos SCORE 119
Server's RW she finds out that she just got tipped $200 SCORE 272
Anti-joke chicken. SCORE 571
Burn. SCORE 207
Maturity SCORE 202
When someone calls me too dramatic. SCORE 236
Hedgehogs Next To Things That Look Like Hedgehogs SCORE 140
Drunk stories SCORE 188
How I feel halfway through Movember. SCORE 101
Foot, what are you doing...foot...nooooo! SCORE 186
Pure evil. SCORE 135
Every time. SCORE 230
Nature Valley granola bars. SCORE 240
An easy wat to make someone sound less powerful. SCORE 181
A sloth is never late. SCORE 67
Accurate. SCORE 134
Storm's a brewin' SCORE 73
Accurate SCORE 98
Homer was always the brightest Simpson SCORE 109
Travelling abroad SCORE 141
