Would not bang SCORE -5
Typos… SCORE 6
Welcome to the internet. SCORE 75
CYBERBULLYING: 1961 SCORE 6
Good news: Zero-calorie pizza! SCORE 132
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 205
Whenever I read a good book. SCORE 343
That’s what you call a conundrum. SCORE 151
Gotcha! SCORE 158
Time changes everything. SCORE 228
What it means to be a man… SCORE 253
How to date a check. SCORE 108
The Gillette Gentleman. SCORE 151
Samuel L. Catson. SCORE 92
Smashing! SCORE 78
I think this dog is in love. SCORE 143
The danger of stereotypes. SCORE 479
Vodka vs. Wine. SCORE 146
How all airplanes should be. SCORE 321
How to choose friends in the summer. SCORE 121
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 347
The Dark Knight Rises: Sausage edition. SCORE 13
Behind every Emo is a dissappointed parent. SCORE 0
Scumbag Grandpa Joe. SCORE 280
you better SCORE 1
Mother of toilet seats. SCORE 240
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. SCORE 104
Leprechaun trap cake. SCORE 192
I regret nothing! SCORE 136
Only you can prevent forest fires. SCORE 225
Because, reasons. SCORE 55
How to tell a lie. SCORE 540
