move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
feel my fatness SCORE 18
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
retirement is near SCORE 22
i can hear space SCORE 25
welcome to hell SCORE 28
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
we got married immediately SCORE 20
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
this is my lore SCORE 15
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
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you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a sith criminal SCORE -22
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
just say yes to goblin mode SCORE 17
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
where’s the lie? SCORE 17
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
acid for kids SCORE 30
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
my preciouses SCORE 14
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
the dip makes all the difference SCORE 19
