Roses are red, blasphemy is unholy SCORE 81
A born to be leader SCORE 145
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 290
Act normal, they'll never suspect you. SCORE 94
You already know too much. SCORE 218
A fellow Jew handed this to me while I was at a coffee shop this morning. I decided to wear a kippa (yarmulke) today to be as loudly and proudly jewish as possible. SCORE 111
Dat colon SCORE 68
To be fair the school cafeteria has pretty good spaghetti SCORE 125
Cats in ties. SCORE 107
A play on words. SCORE 197
A group of vegans about to hatch. SCORE 67
Henlo frens as a new week begins I hope everyone stays positive and b happy always <3 SCORE 107
Don't get me started on the price of cheese SCORE 92
How to make a muffin SCORE 76
sorry not sorry SCORE 121
That's No Moon SCORE 95
On introverts. SCORE 244
That's so sweet... wait... SCORE 186
I Log Out When I'm Bored SCORE 44
Jay Leno and David Letterman in 1979 SCORE 129
The perfect size SCORE 92
Being immortal SCORE 155
Kith. SCORE 47
The Past Tense Of William Shakespeare SCORE 119
I'll get that for you bro SCORE 126
Babies are the worst roommates SCORE 70
He saw us feeding the ducks and pretended to be one... SCORE 100
Tomos no. SCORE 47
Brian Banks SCORE 232
Being human sucks SCORE 59
Dad being dad. SCORE 61
Did you know? SCORE 309
