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the+guy+who+just+wants+to+eat+his+wings+and+fries
Norwegian+White+Reindeer+retired+from+Santa%26%238217%3Bs+herd.
Norwegian White Reindeer retired from Santa’s herd. SCORE 28
We+do+live+in+a+society.
We do live in a society. SCORE 14
Chickens+are+terrifying
Chickens are terrifying SCORE 32
Time+Bords
Time Bords SCORE 25
Let+The+Right+One+In
Let The Right One In SCORE 25
Hewwo%3F+Mr.+Obama%3F
Hewwo? Mr. Obama? SCORE 30
Spam+is+stolen+so+often+in+Hawaii+that+Walmart+sells+individual+cans+in+theft-deterrent+containers
Spam is stolen so often in Hawaii that Walmart sells individual cans in theft-deterrent containers SCORE 23
The+National+Anthem
The National Anthem SCORE 35
Wait+a+minute%21
Wait a minute! SCORE 15
Always+look+on+the+bright+side+of+life.
Always look on the bright side of life. SCORE 33
Do+you+even+dribble%3F
Do you even dribble? SCORE 31
Cats+is+an+adventure
Cats is an adventure SCORE 35
Siberian+tiger+leg+muscles
Siberian tiger leg muscles SCORE 33
You+can+sell+anything+on+Etsy%21
You can sell anything on Etsy! SCORE 9
Fossils+of+van+sized+turtles+that+once+roamed+South+America
Fossils of van sized turtles that once roamed South America SCORE 27
You%26%238217%3Bre+bad+at+bowling%2C+generally.
You’re bad at bowling, generally. SCORE 33
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+we+call+a+class+act%26%238230%3B
And that’s what we call a class act… SCORE 15
The+old+trickerooo.
The old trickerooo. SCORE 40
Education+is+important.
Education is important. SCORE 24
I%26%238217%3BLL+TAKE+YOUR+ENTIRE+STOCK
I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK SCORE 28
I+suppose+that+explains+everything.
I suppose that explains everything. SCORE 28
Kitten+consent.
Kitten consent. SCORE 42
This+penguin+wears+his+heart+on+his+chest
This penguin wears his heart on his chest SCORE 28
%2Adispenses+a+concern%2A
*dispenses a concern* SCORE 22
New+Taco+Bell+Ad+Campaign.+You%26%238217%3Bre+welcome.
New Taco Bell Ad Campaign. You’re welcome. SCORE 28
Aesthetics+are+everything.
Aesthetics are everything. SCORE 28
Nailed+it.
Nailed it. SCORE 29
Not+the+best+doggo%26%238230%3B
Not the best doggo… SCORE 28
What+a+time+to+be+alive%21
What a time to be alive! SCORE 28
dem+biskitsss
dem biskitsss SCORE 22
Walk+your+dog%2C+fatty.
Walk your dog, fatty. SCORE 29
Help+each+other+out.
Help each other out. SCORE 41
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Astronaut+Problems
Astronaut Problems SCORE 5
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Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
Trolling+Rabbit
Trolling Rabbit SCORE 2
Awkward%26%238230%3B
Awkward… SCORE 295
The+proof+that+we+are+soulmates.
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
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The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
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